Slate Milk Newsletter: 10 Hilarious Chocolate Milk Jokes

Slate Milk Newsletter: 10 Hilarious Chocolate Milk Jokes

Published by Slate Milk on August 25th, 2021 8:06pm. 39 views.

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Happy Wednesday. Here are 10 original Slate jokes to get you through the day. 1. Why do Slate cans have such a hard time walking? Because they're lack-toes (free). 2. What do you call a Slate can that has a little too much to drink? Choc-o-LIT. 3. What did the confident Espresso can say to the nervous Espresso can? "Espresso self dude!" 4. How do we know Slate is the most jacked product out there? We've got a 12-pack. 5. What does the Dark Chocolate can say when you ask what's wrong? "I'm just bitter." 6. What is our favorite summer activity? Slate n' Slide. Or Roller-Slating. 7. What is Slate's favorite band? Milky Chance. 8. What do Slate and the X-Games have in common? A lot of pro-teens. 9. Why do Slate cans always get back on the bike, even after they fall? There's only one way to get better. Re-CYCLE. 10. Why don't Slate cans wear pants? Because they're cans... they literally don't have legs. Pretty good right? | SHOP NOW |

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