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Cool Sh*t to Read on the Toilet

Thine snatch is Narnia - vast, full of biological wonder, and hopefully free of goat boys but hey, whatever gets you there. The first step to treating your V right is understanding what's what. Read more

Not being able to poop is a total bum-mer, while bombing the bowl can feel straight-up blissful. Like, goosebumps-level good. Today, we’re talking all about the euphoric feeling you get from dropping a juicy load. That buzzy feeling you can get from a butt burrito is called poo-phoria, and we’re here to tell you all about it. Read more 

Cool Sh*t to Watch on the Toilet

You LOVE your TUSHY bidet and now you never want to use public restrooms because of that gross, single-ply TP, but don’t worry, because the TUSHY travel portable bidet is to the rescue! With the TUSHY travel, your booty can still feel like royalty even on the go!