This is an intervention. We've gathered everyone here today because we love you, and love means telling you the truth: your underwear drawer needs an intervention. We haven't seen it. We don't need to. We know. Somewhere in there is: A pair from 2019 that's more hole than fabric. A "special occasion" pair you're saving for an occasion that isn't real and never will be. At least one pair that has silently given up on elastic altogether.
We're just going to gently suggest that maybe the guy from 2019 doesn't need to keep making decisions for the guy in 2026. No one's mad. We just needed you to hear it from us. -The Chill Boys PS: We reached out to your elastic waistband for comment. It declined, on account of being deceased. |
